Stab In The Art

{May 15, 2010}   Bayonetta

Ok, I got this game this week and have played a few hours worth. I had previously played the demo numerously, and had so much fun as I used Bayonetta’s avatar to bleed roses, and fart butterflies.

Upon playing the full version, I am yet to figure out whether this game has been designed to entertain males or females. One minute you’re  running and jumping, showing your crotch to the camera, and moaning… the next you are dancing to girly music, your target is a lip mark, and you grow butterfly wings when you jump.

I thought perhaps it may have been targeted at both audiences, to widen the marketing of the game, to appeal to all. If so, then I think they touched on extremes of both ways.

If anyone has any light to shed on this for me, please let me know.


{April 20, 2010}   Proud New Owner of Ps3!!!

NeilI finally joined with the forces of the millions of PS3 owners this week. I know, I had to go against all my beliefs and get a slimline, but my BF has been dishing out all he can, after what I said to him about his PS2 slimline.

I received God of War III with the console, which, although all my friends are jealous, isn’t on the top of my play list. That would be getting my Final Fantasy XIII game back to where I was on my Boyfriends console. Mind you the iView function is awesome, allowing me from watching my favorite shows in the comfort of a lounge chair, including my new discovery The Young Ones.



{March 16, 2010}   Final Fantasy Awesome

Well, I’ve played my new long-awaited game, Final Fantasy 13 and was pleasantly addicted. Unfortunately I can only play at my boyfriends house, preventing him from using his Ps3, but I’ve started saving for my own 😀

I have no idea how they remotely related the battle system to FF10 as it is the polar opposite- You don’t even control any other character than the leader, like in FF12, but the battle is a lot like The Last Remnant, another Square Enix game. Also the Battle theme is catchy enough to have everyone in the house humming it.

I like the way all the characters story’s intertwine, and the stories themselves are just good enough to forgive Vanille and Fang’s voices.

et cetera